Flight Attendant: we’re only about half full, spread out and make yourself comfortable.
Me: Shotgun!
Flight Attendant: …
Me: (thinking: oh yeah, best not to talk about guns on a plane)
Flight Attendant: we’re only about half full, spread out and make yourself comfortable.
Me: Shotgun!
Flight Attendant: …
Me: (thinking: oh yeah, best not to talk about guns on a plane)